I think the title of the blog pretty much sums up everything about what I'm probably going to post on here. Well, other than random ass posts about my life and shit.

Let's just start out with the fact that I thought it'd be awesome and that I'd be completely awesome friends (or even remotely friends) with the roommate that I randomly got.

The loveliness of my life decided that it'd be a bitch and make it the complete opposite of what I actually wanted. My roommate and I are nothing near friends. We only talk sometimes, and there are things she does that absolutely just piss me off. So pardon my bitching little rants right now.

-I love to sleep. But during normal people sleeping hours. Not at 4 PM. So quit giving me shit looks whenever I walk out to go pee and am reading my book while you're sitting there sleeping whenever normal people are just getting off of work.

-I do not want to hear about how all guys are douche bags and there's no guys out there after you just talked about how you have "house seat" because you've slept with two guys in the same frat in a row. Also the fact that you're wondering if you slept with someone or not and are really debating about it, that's a problem too.

-If you're going to talk to me, don't do it sporadically. Also, if you see me on the elevator at midnight while I'm coming back from my friends house and you're leaving: don't scream at me. I see you and your obnoxious friends, and I don't think I'd like to take it any further than that.

-If you come back at 5 in the morning, don't slam the door and the drawers while you're trying to find your clothes. It isn't cute, and it just pisses me the fuck off. Especially whenever I have early class.

-Don't post pictures of yourself EVERYWHERE thinking that you take great claim over whose pictures are in the room. Some of your pictures are rude and pointless.

-Don't scream with your friends while I'm on the phone with someone. Seriously. It's rude as fuck, and I'll totally scream loudly about how many guys I've slept with while you're on the phone next time and see how you like it.

-Please don't put pictures up of the people you've fucked and talk about how their dick is golden. Also portraying to the "I want a boyfriend so bad," tab.

-to the girl next door: please stop having sex so loud. I really don't understand how you move the beds like you do unless you're having some hardcore sex. In that case, do it against the other wall and not the one bordering my room.

-I'm sorry that I'm fucking messy, but that does not mean that you have to act like you're perfect whenever you're cleaner than me.

-Also, please don't give me a shitty look whenever I'm getting up early. I have places to be and things to do. Obviously you're a nocturnal animal, and I am not.

-If you're going to say hi to me while entering the room, at least say hi to me if you see me somewhere other than school. Butttttt that's wishful thinking- I guess.

-If you go somewhere and come back with A LOT of stuff, please don't just leave it on the fucking floor while you go somewhere else and canoodle doing other things. I trip over that shit, and I don't think it's cute.

-and please quit looking at the poster of a fraternity you have like you're finding your next kill. You are not a lion. Stop.

-and to the girls on the other side of the room, please stop fucking arguing every ten seconds. It's annoying.


So anyways, I probably have more, but this is all I give a shit to think of right now while my dumbness greatens itself.